Last week, I was on my way to an event at The Royal House on 99 Convention Center Dr. I was with my friend RT, who drove us in his mother of sperm colored Cadillac. RT, a pimp in his own right, and he kind of looks like a bald version of the dad in the movie American Pie. You know the bushy eyebrows and that perverted smile, which is so endearing.
So, we enter the Royal House Hotel, which has been in Vegas for over fifty years and RT looks like he’s going to crap his pants immediately because of the location and surroundings. I think he thought his precious pimp Cadillac was going to get spray painted. I mean seriously it wasn’t that bad. So after laughing my ass off at what a women my friend was being, we finally parked in the back lot of the hotel, where RT made sure he parked under a giant light, so we could find his car. I was like dude you car is almost bright white, it sticks out like a dick without pubic hair, WTF are you worried about? After RT got his regular heart beat back and his balls dropped below his dick where they belong, we walked in to the hotel and I have to say it was actually quite nice.
It was very loungy and boutique feeling atmosphere. There was a very colorful piano in the center as you walk in that looked like something out of Elton John’s early Rocket Man tour days. A very cool modern bar with a very dark lounge next to it. That was the scary part. It wasn’t well lit and it definitely felt like either you were going to get killed or you were there for the gang bang!
RT and I decided to GTFO (Get The Fuck Out) and check out the restaurant on the other side which is called the Barrymore. This place was fantastic! I have heard such amazing things about it. It has the most rave reviews and the coolest interior, which is a combination of old school New York charm mixed with the modernity of today’s chic. The Barrymore is the latest creation of restaurant and club mogul Billy Richardson. Even thought the bar only has 6 bar stools, it’s one of the most inviting and comfortable bars I have been to. The outdoor patio space is a modern day living room outside with a giant wrap around sectional couch with a glass enclosed fire pit above it. There are also little nooks of comfy chairs and couches with tables that make you feel like your home. Even if your cold, it’s worth sitting outside, sipping on your favorite single malt beverage and sucking down a stogie.
The two dining rooms one better than the next, but cool in their own ways, have old film tins all over the ceiling surrounded by the coolest furniture inviting you to stay for hours, sit back enjoy your meal and the person you are with. The menu is quite eclectic, serving breakfast, lunch and dinner. RT and I stayed had some appetizers and cocktails, ditched our event, met some really classy people and got one of the best service experiences ever. This place is so great and what I have been looking for that I have since been back 3 times and have been blown away each time.
If your looking for something to do slightly off the Vegas Strip and want a new experience with charm, swank, sophistication,great food, good prices go to the Barrymore, I guarantee you’ll be back because once is not enough!
To check out the Barrymore’s menu and reviews, please click here