I have have been using the iPhone since the 3G came out. Its pretty F’ing crazy how this phone has revolutionized the way we communicate and get laid valuable information. I just got the new iPhone 4s on Friday, the release date 10/14/11 and thank Christ I didn’t have to stand in a dirty line amongst the filthy people slobbering over each other to buy this incredible device. First of all this phone isn’t a luxury, it’s a necessity and should be a basic like food, clothing and shelter.
For a lot of you who already have the iPhone 4, the 4S looks exactly the same and has exactly the same functions and some really amazing additional ones. The Phone is available in black or white like Michael Jackson. This phone however has a very cool personal sex slave assistant named Siri, not to be confused with Tom Cruise’s daughter. Siri can be called upon whenever you want at the click of the home button. Siri is a company that was acquired by apple for 200 million dollars in 2010 and this is a major breakthrough for apple because it can do anything from making your schedule, playing a song from your iTunes Library, to buying movie tickets, to texting by voice, to finding you the nearest strip club if you live in Las Vegas all by voice recognition. I love F’ing around and asking Siri spastic questions like “where the Ho’s At?” Siri’s response was ” I’ll pretend I didn’t hear that” I then proceeded to ask “where the sluts at?” Siri’s response was I have found sixteen casino’s not far from you. Not only is this bitch smart, but she’s got a sense of humor. My only fear is that these tech geeks are going to find some way to sodomize their phones.
To be honest, I am so obsest with Siri at the moment that all I want to do, without sounding like a complete pervert is play with her and find out what she does. It definitely helps to have iCloud, so you can sink all your apple devices effortlessly without any USB connections, but I have found that they don’t always sink up. You need to make sure all your devices are running on the OS5 software and that you have registered on iCloud for all the devices. If that doesn’t work you also wirelessly sink through iTunes on your iPhone, but it has to be wifi enabled and you have to be near your Macbook your iPad to sink them up.
The camera is amazing at 8 megapixel and you can get all the nasty closeups you want. The picture quality is absolutely outstanding. Since I have just gotten the iPhone and haven’t fully tested everything because of my love affair with Siri , overall I would say if you are using any other phone, then you need to be knocked over the head with this one because why would you use anything else.
Here are the dirty details
Size and Weight
Power and Battery
- Built-in rechargeable lithium-ion battery
- Charging via USB to computer system or power adapter
- Talk time: Up to 8 hours on 3G, up to 14 hours on 2G (GSM)
- Standby time: Up to 200 hours
- Internet use: Up to 6 hours on 3G, up to 9 hours on Wi-Fi
- Video playback: Up to 10 hours
Audio playback: Up to 40 hours
- World phone
- UMTS/HSDPA/HSUPA (850, 900, 1900, 2100 MHz);
GSM/EDGE (850, 900, 1800, 1900 MHz) - CDMA EV-DO Rev. A (800, 1900 MHz)4
- 802.11b/g/n Wi-Fi (802.11n 2.4GHz only)
Bluetooth 4.0 wireless technology
Display
- Retina display
- 3.5-inch (diagonal) widescreen Multi-Touch display
- 960-by-640-pixel resolution at 326 ppi
- 800:1 contrast ratio (typical)
- 500 cd/m2 max brightness (typical)
- Fingerprint-resistant oleophobic coating on front and back
- Support for display of multiple languages and characters simultaneously
Location
- Assisted GPS
- Digital compass
- Wi-Fi
- Cellular
Camera, Photos, and Video
- 8-megapixel camera
- Autofocus
- Tap to focus
- Face detection in still images
- LED flash
- Video recording, HD (1080p) up to 30 frames per second with audio
- Video stabilization
- Front camera with VGA-quality photos and video at up to 30 frames per second
- Photo and video geotagging
JOHNNY FLYBACK 