It seems like horny dirty golfing legend, Tiger I constantly have Wood is in the midst of the biggest fucking shit storm of his personal and professional career. To be completely honest this isn’t the first time where someone very high profile has been caught in the fucking act and seriously speaking infidelity is a twat thing to do, but “Who Gives a Fuck” at the end of the day. How does it change any of our lives. I think this whole thing has humanized him. He is not a fucking robot or a fucking super hero. The man is the Michael Jordan of golf, he isn’t god.
To immortalize someone because of a talent in one particular area is setting your expectations up for disaster, because when they fuck up in any other area of their life, they end up being portrayed as criminals. The reality is that with all this media attention, even though it seems like he is getting fucked up the ass six ways to Sunday by the media eventually he will be further immortalized. In the meantime, famed watch brand Tag Heuer who has greatly benefited from having Tiger Woods as their spokesperson for the last 5 or more years, has decided to take down any images of Tiger Woods on any of their promotional advertisements in Australia. Depending on how many more ho’s come out of the woodwork they make take this stance globally. The messed up part is that the politics of his personal life have affected his professional career and put a tiny dent in his endorsement deals, you think he is crying? NO! He is the first sports billionare in the world.
Tiger Woods in my opinion is the reason Tag Heuer became the number 2 brand in the world after Rolex, and opened the floodgates for Tag Heuer to go after incredible athletes in the world of Tennis, Racing and all other major celebrities. So he has a minor setback and their answer is to give Tiger the Chop and I don’t mean his foreskin either?
JOHNNY FLYBACK 